Dawn Oberg Nothing Rhymes With Orange
[Verse 1]
A walking slab of brain damage
Beneath a bad toupee
And a soul of orange oozing pus
Is hereby on this day
Inflicted and installed
As our lord and president
And I guess it makes sense
If you're a lobotomy patient
[Chorus]
Nothing rhymes with orange
And I never should've had to write this song
There ain't enough pages and piano keys
To play the ways it's wrong
He might be some people's president
To most of us he's not
At any office he's still just an orange tweeting twat
[Verse 2]
You got grown ass men in white coat hats
And hoods made out of sheets
He's gonna make 'em great again
Some time between those tweets
We know he likes the Russians
At least he hopes they will not snitch
Likes his showers gold that why he's
Putin's little bitch
[Chorus]
Nothing rhymes with orange
And I never should've had to write this song
There ain't enough pages and piano keys
To play the ways it's wrong
He might be some people's president
To most of us he's not
At any office he's still just an orange tweeting twat
[Verse 3]
You will not hear me say his name
Let's just say it rhymes with dump
And stump and chump and bump and lump
And hump and slump and rump
He's gonna do some damage
He's gonna be a drag
He cannot grab my snatch but he can bite my bloody rag
[Chorus]
Nothing rhymes with orange
And I never should've had to write this song
There ain't enough pages and piano keys
To play the ways it's wrong
He might be some people's president
To most of us he's not
At any office he's still just an orange tweeting twat
At any office he's still just an orange tweeting twat