Big Dumb Face Magic Guillotine
We have made exactly you've asked for
Master, the Magic Guillotine
It has it's axes axis in position to cut the arms and legs off clean
We will test it on a lesser demon to see if what we made works well
It was forged out of the hardest steel from the deepest pits in all of hell
When The Son of Man and God and Lion quests to Gaultry
We'll be there
He will seek out Zargon Moth's old Ice Sword
And foolishly ? the spell
He will pull the sword from the statue's breast
He will send the head right through his chest
The prophecy will be complete
We can truly claim his final feat
Was his own defeat
Let's trap duke lion to the rack
But f..ck his face right back
To the future, to the past
Because a time loop's meant to last
He'll be stuck in a hell
That we cooked up with a spell
To make his head cursed and undead
We'll make it burn and turn it red
And it'll fly right through this portal
It's invincible and immortal
Have it go right back in time and fight himself
That's Right, Duke Lion's dead and his decapitated head is going back to fight Duke Lion in the past
Duke Lion's dead and his decapitated head is going back to fight Duke Lion in the past. [x3]
[Intermission]
[?] Gonna call it... like duke lion head? What's it's name?
Uhhmm...
Well, what color is it?
RED!
What specific color of red?
BLOOD RED!
Well what is it, is it like a bloody head, what does it do?
IT'S ON FIRE!
Then that's just it, it just uh.. burns, sits on the ground and all red, looking shit?
IT FLIES!
So it's like, a flying blood red head on fire?
YES
(Fast, Robotic Speech)
Just go listen to the first album, there's already a song about it: track number four
What year did that come out?
2001
Why did you wait so long to make another album?
Look, I'm just trying to get as many streams as I could with this hit, okay?
Yeah, I get it; It's a new world out there
The [?] finish the L.P album, so what the f..ck else am I supposed to do?
Well this album sucks so far
I know. [Repeated until end of song]
[Overlapping Dialogue]
(Hey who turned my microphone down?)
[Overlapping dialogue]
[Loud Scream]
Bill?