A Billion Ernies Doomsday Robot Army
Over the hills the Doomsday Robot Army marches on
Becoming from the sea
They're metal and they're strong
Hark the people in the village
Flee for the hills terror consumes
And down their backs run the chills
Pay the bills
The robots got skills
The time has come
Doomsday has begun
Wake up your children from their beds
Run and hide or they'll melt your heads
I take refuge in some foliage where I'm safe from their lasers
I shield mine eyes and estimate their growing numbers
A million nay a billion nay
At least a billion million of them coming for
Me you your mouse dog and that manme me
The heat sinking missiles will explode your head
Do not lose hope
One day we'll find the crank then we'll have a hero
His name will be skankin' hank