A.L.T Audi 5000
Verse: 1 I once knew a bitch named Mercedes Benz Her and Lexus wanted to sex me and all my friends Damb, You want it, You got it Toyota I gave Impala a holla because he’s got the Mota about a pound and so we rolled slow plus I kept my Eyes out for Five Point O We got to the pad about MR2, I said I’ve never met a Jetta that was fly as you Lexus, She was heavy as a Chevy,but it aint no thang because we gang bang, rode ‘em like a Mustang and I’m thinking that you got my point, I told Impala to roll up a Corrola Joint, and then I passed out She said I doesn’t want to trouble you but BMW is home now,and so you asked out and my heart started pounding I’m out the back window Peace homegirls but I’m Audi 5000 Chorus: x4 dropped monte carlos, L’ Dogs(???)and Caddy Coupes Verse: 2 I got a friend named Alfa Romero Who rolled a Fiero with a girl named Camaro and he calls her his Sidekick but the bitch is so fly that he gotta have a big dick we all jetted in the Jetta then we got harrassed by a cop named Berreta He pulled us ova in a f..cked up Nova then we saw my homie roll right by his name is Range Rover He swoop on the Trooper, He’s tight with the mob and then he made the One-Time stop Peace homie thanks and I’ll see ya then I got a page from my bitch Carmen Gia “Come and pick me up” so, I go through the city I’m ‘bout to get some ass and a hole lot of tittie I got to her pad,and Yo!,I started pounding I’d like to tell you more homeboy but I’m Audi 5000. Chorus: x4 I partied with this oriental girl named Hundai Who kicks it with this japanese bitch they call Samurai I headed to the liquor store, Word! I got a fith of Surburban and some Thunderbird I said I’ll be right back, then I saw a friend who’s a pimp big and black we called him Caddilac just to tease I told my nigga freeze He drove a Lamborghini that cost 300 Z’s and lets jet out to club pantera Hatchbacks kicking it and so was Fiera and it sounded like a switch, I got to the club and met a snobby ass bitch Who said I was the voice she said I was the choice and could I please give a little bit to Ms. Royce Royce silk sheets and my hips they were pounding then I got the f..ck out of Dodge, ‘Cause I was Audi 5000 Chorus: x6 (music fades away)