Andy Samberg Great Day
I don’t know why but today seems like it’s going to be a great day!
There’s something in the air that makes me feel like things are gonna
go my way
The birds are chirping tweedly-deet, the sun is shining bright!
There’s a skip in my step, a pip in my pep *snort* and I don’t know
why!
Hey there mailman friend, any letters from my ex-wife or the kids?
No
Fantastic news *maniacal laughter*
Wonderful day makes me feel so happy that my face is numb!
My heart is racing along barupa papapam pam!
So many places and people to meet, now that I’ve lost my job!
They say young man, the worlds your oyster- HEY! HEY GET THE F***K
OFF ME! NO! F**K NO!
*Sniffle* Just give me second. *Snort*
I don’t know why but today seems like its going to be a great day!
Lalala blah blah blah blah I should spend more time with my kids!
Its carpe diem, gotta seize the day, I’m gonna move to Spain and run
with the bulls
And my wife and boss and kids and parents will say we were wrong
about you Dennis
Hey Dennis!
That’s my name!
Are you really going to run with the bulls?
Why would I do that?
Cuz you said you were gonna!
Come on man, that was like three days ago-OR WAS IT???
Something today makes me feel fine and fancy-free
Much of the ocean is still unexplored, how did I get up in this tree?
Now I’m over here, now I’m over there
Now under this dude, now I’m back in the tree
Now I’m hanging out backstage with my very best friends: Alec Baldwin
and Tom Petty!
Get the F***K out of here
What?
NOW.
Tom!
Why would they dis me? I thought they were my homies! *snort*
Any problem is solvable, we can feed the hungry and cure disease
But all of that would be a huge waste of time because we live in the
matrix.
*grunts*
What is wrong with him?
*grunts*
He’s on drugs.
Oh.
*spits*