Apologetix Heaven Isn't Like That
Do some good works and lead a good life.
Always go to church and try to be really nice, really nice.
Say a couple prayers and finally when you die,
Go to Saint Peter, tell him,
Let me come inside, I really tried.
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
No! Heaven isn't like that, child.
No! Heaven isn't like that, pal.
No! Heaven isn't like that, now.
No! Heaven isn't like that, child.
Learn to play the harp,
You'll need it while you're there.
Get yourself some wings;
I'm sure you'll get a lovely pair, a fluffy pair.
Reach for a halo, keep it in your hair.
Live a fairy tale eternally with nothing there but puffy air.
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
No! Heaven isn't like that, child.
No! Heaven isn't like that, pal.
No! Heaven isn't like that, now.
No! Heaven isn't like that, child.
Rock n' roll!
Get in God's word; see what you find
Only place to look to tell you how to get inside, to get inside.
Let me tell you now;
You gotta go through Christ.
Open up your heart and tell Him He can dwell inside, dwell inside now.
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yo! Let Him in your life right now.
Yo! Let Him in your life right now.
Yo! Let Him in your life right now.
Yo! Let Him in your life right now.
You know what Heaven's like?
It hasn't entered your mind.
Heaven is the best place that's ever been.
You wanna get in?
Let Him, let Him in your life; that's the only way.
Come on inside, come on yeah yeah yeah what yeah yeah,
Come on inside, come on inside