Arrogant Worms Losing Hair Under God
The Lord above saved his only son To spread the word of God to everyone Jesus cured the lepers, aw And he healed the lame But he left the bald men with their pain Oh my Lord I lost what I had I've suffered the fate Of my old dad I've looked in the hills In the valleys everywhere But I cannot see why You took my hair I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair) I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair) What was on my head (above I saw) Is no longer there (losin' my hair) When you see the light It's my forehead's glare Oh, don't you care (hey you up there) I'm losin' my hair (yeah, yeah) I've tried to pray And I've tried to grieve I've tried the wig And I've tried the weave I've tried the transplant And I've tried the graft But my hair Is thin and fat Oh my good Lord Why'd you take my hair? Are You making a carpet For heaven's stairs To warm the feet Of the chosen souls? But in the meantime, My head's getting cold! I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair) I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair) What was on my head (above I saw) Is no longer there (losin' my hair) When you see the light It's my forehead's glare Oh, don't you care (hey you up there) That I'm losin' my hair (yeah, yeah) We are your children And we are blessed But most of my hair Is now on my chest In Your old wisdom You took it off my head Why couldn't you Just rob me blind instead? Oh Lord above On Judgement Day Will you forgive me For my toupee And when I march Through the gates a-pearl Can I have hair in Your afterworld? I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair) I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair) What was on my head (above I saw) Is no longer there (losin' my hair) When you see the light It's my forehead's glare Oh, don't you care (hey you up there) I'm losin' my hair (yeah, yeah) Yeah, I'm losin' my hair, I'm losin' my hair But I know a lot of other people out there are losin' their hair too. And I know every night, you pray to God, don't you? Yeah, you do, don't you? You pray to God to give you more hair! You wake up the next morning, you go in that shower, you look in that drain... There's your hair. It ain't on your head no more. But you know, maybe your call's just not getting through. God's a busy man, and a lot of people try to get him on the intergalactic telephone. But maybe, maybe if we all pray together, we'll get God's phone to ring! Thank you. So gimme an amen (amen) Amen (amen) C'mon AMEN (amen) AMEN (amen) Oh yeah, the phone is ringin', the phone is ringin', God's pickin' it up. I think we might have woken him up, he might be a little bit grumpy, but it doesn't matter, 'cause we're gonna tell him what we want, aren't we? (yeah) Aren't we? (yeah) I need help for my scalp (help for my scalp) Oh give me help for my scalp (help for my scalp) Oh yeah, I'm feeling the power, the power of the Lord. It's in me! It's all around me! This man, this man has split ends on the end of his head. Let those split ends be healed! (Miracle...follicle...miracle...follicle...) Oh my Lord Up on your throne I gotta know Do you use a comb? Is your hair wavy? Is your hair blonde? Is it curly? Or is it GONE? Is to be bald To be divine 'Cause all the monks Have heads that shine If that's your way Then I don't care I'd sell my soul to Get more hair! I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair) I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair) What was on my head (above I saw) Is no longer there (losin' my hair) When you see the light It's my forehead's glare Oh, don't you care (hey you up there) I'm losin' my hair (yeah, yeah) I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair) I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair) What was on my head (above I saw) Is no longer there (losin' my hair) When you see the light It's my forehead's glare Oh, don't you care (hey you up there) I'm losin' my hair (yeah, yeah) Oh, don't you care Oh, don't you care I'm losin' my hair