Arsonists Millionaire
[Chorus: Swel Boogie + Q-Unique] WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE? Don't worry now just take your time You have your water, your wife, plus three life lines WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE? Get it right and for sure you'll be proud And if you need help you can even ask the heads in the crowd WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE? Questions like these can take for weeks But for 30 seconds you can call one of your peeps WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE? But get it wrong, and you'll lose your cash So I advise you, split the answer half and half [host contestants] What up playas and playettes, and studio audience guests? You tuned into the show that got you thinkin for the dough One million in cash if the right answer match You can spend it in the clubs or save it in a stash Our first contestant: Worf outta Borath Who hate half ass niggaz, he spit a lot so build a raft Contestant number two: I'm mister Quiles from the Bronx Where rap first got its props and street kids open barber shops Our third contestant: From Bushwick Brooklyn, better known as Crooklyn Swel Boogie, he'll keep you lookin Well then, now that we met our three contestants Sit your stink ass down and get ready for the first question! Complete the phrase: If you want to join the crew, you must see me, you can't sound like.. Stan & Paulie? Shan & Marley? Abraham & Correy? Capone-N-NORE? Who'll answer it for me? Is it Shan & Marley? Good guessing, next question! Which one of these choices make it harder to walk the block: Is it A) the liquor shop? B) dealers lacin the red top? C) closin the weed spot? D) the beast with black glocks, that rock knots claimin they heard shots, makin it more hot? I'd say: D) the beast, watch ol' flatfoot walk the streets *whoop whoop, pull over* That's the sound of da police Is that your final answer? Yes y'all! Correct! Now lets pick it up a notch with more dough to collect What was Rakim before he became what he is today? Is it A) MC? B) b-boy? C) graff head? or D) DJ? I think it's: C) graff head, before becomin a microphone fiend he tagged with jungle green, that's what the magazine said Now is that your final answer? Yes y'all! Correct! Now lets take it up a notch for more loot to collect Which dress possess the best breast: Dolly Parton in a cowboy vest? Tyra Banks in stretch? Lisa Lisa in sweats? Or Lil' Kim at the Grammys, showin half of her chest? What's gonna be your guess, now wait, take a minute to invest Who needs a minute when we know it's Lisa Lisa Bonita freaky latina, if you're watchin I wanna meet ya Is that your final answer? Yes y'all! Correct! Now lets take it up a notch wtih some more loot to collect It seems like these contestants are on the right track So after these messages we'll be right back! *Can of Whoop-ass ads* We'd like to thank our sponsors, without them we wouldn't be here Now back to our contestants on WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE Which of these would correct for the smell in a project building: Is it A) dirty diapers? B) pissin on the wall? C) beer on the floor? D) blunt smoke in the hall? Can I choose all, one out of four is a little tricky to call But I believe it's: B) Why? My stair case is like a stall with my moms lockin me out and I'm drunk pissin in corridors Now is that your final answer? Yes y'all! Correct! Now lets take it up a notch with more loot to collect Darth Vader is the father of this guy, here's a sample: Is it Luke Skywalker? Luke Perry? Groovy Lou? or Luther Campbell? I'll use one of my life lines This money's for my daughter Okay, the heads is sayin it's Luke Skywalker Is that your final answer? Yes y'all! Correct! Now lets take it up a notch with more cash to collect What's the best way to get on: Is it A) soundin like them? B) throw money on tables? C) gettin it in the anal? or is it D) start up your own label, nurture it from the craddle Back and forth to sacrifice but be always willin and able? Life line, quick! What's the answer? The choice is on the table Who better than do it yourself I'd say: start your own label Is that your final answer? Yes y'all! Correct! Now lets pick it up a notch with more dough to collect *beep* That sound indicates that we have ran out of time So tune in next week when we continue to climb (Chorus) WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?