Auburn I Hate College
I aint going out like a sucka no way.
That party last night was awfully crazy
I think they taped it.
This random white guy got my homegirl
Completely naked.
They was drinking smokin tryin
Watch my friends I cant believe.
They passed out one me, didn’t leave till ten
So glad to leave I’ll never do it again.
My first year of college i’m feeling kinda right
Here with all my girls, feeling like this the life.
Monday till Thursday our schedules are tight
But we always get it poppin off on Friday nights.
We heard about a guy havin a party.
A little soiree, not to far from our way.
I wanted to chill just watch a little tv but they
whining,
“Gabby you missin the party.”
So I decided well okay I’ll roll the designated driver
as usual.
The only one of us that don’t drink don’t smoke.
Went outside the cap house like man here we go.
That party last night was awfully crazy
I think they taped it.
This random white guy got my homegirl
Completely naked.
They was drinking smokin tryin
Watch my friends I cant believe.
They passed out one me, didn’t leave till ten
So glad to leave I’ll never do it again.
Man I hate college(ay).
I mean its in it(ay).
But after that weekend(ay).
Man I hate college(ay).
The morning after they like yo so.
I’m looking like these alcohol chicks don’t even know.
I’m tellin them y’all was on another level.
Tasha like I’ve never did nothing like that before.
I’m tellin em y’all was on this and you was on that and
You was on him and you just fell flat.
Don’t know what you just did when you left and went to
the back.
But I know when you came back out girl your makeup was
all jacked.
And yeah we was laughin they all flabbergasted.
I told em hope you had enough fun for it to last.
The next time you tell me to come to a party don’t ask
When I say why cause you know that ima just say that.
That party last night was awfully crazy
I think they taped it.
This random white guy got my homegirl
Completely naked.
They was drinking smokin tryin
Watch my friends I cant believe.
They passed out one me, didn’t leave till ten
So glad to leave I’ll never do it again.
Man I hate college(ay).
I mean its in it(ay).
But after that weekend(ay).
Man I hate college(ay).
So on friday night Tasha heard about a party
This boy named Asharold said they had free bakardi.
I’m like I don’t drink shes like oh yeah I’m sorry
I really wanna go though I’m tryna meet someone.
I roll my eyes and then smack my lips.
I think for a second while she grabs her hips.
I’m like fine she smiling I’m like get a grip.
I’m sure this party aint that serious.
We get there and people off the walls.
Having a ball I go to the back to make a quick phone
call.
That’s when I turned around and I met Jamal.
Driving for his friends while they drink alcohol.
He said he only came cause they begged rolling past
with a keg.
While hearts flying around my head I say yo this party
is dead.
We ditched them and decided to watch a movie instead.
That party last night was awfully crazy
I think they taped it.
This random white guy got my homegirl
Completely naked.
They was drinking smokin tryin
Watch my friends I cant believe.
They passed out one me, woke up at ten
Didn’t see me cause I left with him.