Balsam Range Richest Man
[Verse 1]
Richest man in the graveyard
Got a big ol' house and a big ol' yard
Trophy wife and a bunch of cars
And a nice portfolio
Richest man in the graveyard
Worked real hard, came home late
Two kids in bed, cold dinner plate
Said, "Some day I'll slow down."
Some day rolled around
[Chorus]
A hundred dollar bill folds in half just like a ten
A fiddle plays "Amazing Grace" just like a violin
And you could get there in an old truck or new Mercedes-Benz
But we're all goin' out the same way that we came in
We're all goin' out thе same way that we came in
[Verse 2]
Richеst man in the graveyard
Got a big ol' marble headstone
Bunch of nice words chiseled on
He's a-lyin' right beside
The poorest man in the graveyard
In a box that still ain't paid for
Bet they hang out after dark
And pretend to drink a beer
Sayin', "How'd we end up here?"
[Chorus]
A hundred dollar bill folds in half just like a ten
A fiddle plays "Amazing Grace" just like a violin
And you could get there in an old truck or new Mercedes-Benz
But we're all goin' out the same way that we came in
We're all goin' out the same way that we came in
[Bridge]
With nothin'
So why in the world are we always worried about nothin'
For nothin'?
[Chorus]
A hundred dollar bill folds in half just like a ten
A fiddle plays "Amazing Grace" just like a violin
And you could get there in an old truck or new Mercedes-Benz
But we're all goin' out the same way that we came in
We're all goin' out the same way that we came in