Band Wagon Triples
The "Triplets" are Nanette Fabray, Jack Buchanan and Fred Astaire. Three little unexpected children Simultaneously, the doctor brought usAnd you can see that we'll be Three forever and a-e-i-o- You wouldn't know how agonizing Being triple can be Each one is individually the victim Of the clinical day e-i-o- Every summer we go away to Boden, Boden, Boden Every winter we come back home to Walla, Walla, Walla We do everything alike We look alike We dress alike, we walk alike We talk alikeAnd what is more We hate each other very much We hate our folks We're sick of jokes on what an art it isTo tell us apart! Fred : If one of us gets the measles Jack : Another one gets the measles All : Then all of us gets the measlesAnd mumps and 'flu. How I wish I had a gun A widdle gun It would be fun to shoot the other two And be only one.