Dear Sir or Madam
will you read my book?
It took me years to write
will you take a look?
Based on a novel
by a man named Lear
And I need a job
So I want to be a
paperback writer
Paperback writer
It’s a dirty story
of a dirty man
And his clinging wife
doesn’t understand
His son is working
for the Daily Mail
It’s a steady job
But he wants to be a
paperback writer
Paperback writer
It’s a thousand pages
give or take a few
I’ll be writing more
in a week or two
I can make it longer
if you like the style
I can change it round
And I want to be a
paperback writer
Paperback writer
If you really like it
you can have the rights
It could make a million
for you overnight
If you must return it
you can send it here
But I need a break
And I want to be a
paperback writer
Paperback writer
