Ben Colder Shaky Breaky Car
"Ben Colder, you broke my heart
You just went out on me again
If you don't stop it
I'm gonna sell your car"
Hey!
Don't sell my car
My shaky breaky car
Oh, I love to hear the motor run
But if you sell my car
My Shaky breaky car
I can't go out and have sume fun
Ooo...
You can sell my goat
The one that ate your coat
I bet he's got a furry little gut
Tell Ben to tie your shoe
Because he's behind you
And you will have an achy breaky butt (giggle)
You can sell my hog
And you can sell my dog
And you can even sell my little duck
But if you sell my car
It won't get very far
Why don't we trade it for a pickup truck
Ooo...
Don't sell my car
My shaky breaky car
The one thing you better understand
If you sell my car
My shaky breaky car
That's when it's gonna hit the fan
Ooo...
You can sell my plow
And you can sell my cow
'Cuz he don't give no milk anyway
But if you sell my car
My shaky breaky car
There really gonna be some hell to pay
Ooo...
You can sell my corn
I hid it in the barn
You can only sell it by the quart
You can sell the farm
And you can sell the barn
I'm gonna have myself a snort
Shewwwwwwwwww,
White lightning!
Don't sell my car
My shaky breaky car
Oh, I love to hear her motor run
But if you sell my car
My shaky breaky car
I can't go out and have some fun
Ooo...
Hey, honey listen
I'll buy you another coat
You can keep the goat
Hey, I'll even buy you a boat that won't float (giggle)
Aw I'm just kiddin you honey
The heck with it all
That's all she wrote
Whoooo...