Money Back Guarantee Lyrics

Blues Traveler Money Back Guarantee

It all seemed so easy in daydreams
Past the playground
And schoolyard rules
When nothing's yours it's simple
To plan your escape
From all of those fools

And suddenly you get your way
And you're kicking yourself
'Cause you couldn't figure out how to stay

If wishes were money
I'd still lose more than I keep
And that might just be me
But consequence would be interest
And it would be steep
And nothing is free

It's a small cost to dream
But there's no refund for nightmares
It would seem

Careful what you've bought
And don't you look to no warranties
You own what you wrought
Ain't no money back guarantee

Well, I guess life ain't fair
But I know life don't care
And there's no one to blame
From on high to the lowly
Either you're loved or you're lonely
It's the one and only game

Careful what you've bought
And don't you look to no warranties
You own what you wrought
Ain't no money back guarantees

Or reprieves, so please
I'm down on my knees, believe me
Don't you try to deny
Any lie you might buy is deceiving
Ain't no leaving for free

So you've got all your ducks in a row
Have you figured out what you owe?
Until you settle your bill
It won't let you go

Careful what you've bought
And don't you look to no warranties
You own what you wrought
Ain't no money back, money back guarantee