Bmike Alpha Q (feat. Xeus)
Twerkin' is not cool, it's f..ckin' awesome
Chilling with my feet abroad, thinking bad and being bored
Hopped up in my speeding car but then forgot my visa card
I had no bills to pay the club until I seen this brode
(The one that wore the chetta bra?) Ya, she made my penis hard
Leads me to the dance floor, the booties to hard to handle
Their's niggas riding on the saddle feeling like, like a n..er's Djano's
Unchained on the pussy but she claims I'm a rookie
Then she wanted to take me home like I'm a slave to the pussy
Then she put me on the bed trying to get that brain
Imma 'bout to cum Imma go insane
Get it up the drain, do it all again
God I just met this chick I don't even know her name
Door knob turned and somebody walked in
F..ck it's her dad oh my god I'm dead
Got my pants at my shoes, I'm gone
But her dad run quicker then Usain Bolt
Then he dragged me I'm scared, I'm just screaming for help
He said "Hahaha, here's a real reason to sulk!"
I said "Please mister, please!" but now I'm feeling helpless dude
(What happened next?) He spout unbuckled and he said it! "Alpha Q!"
Alpha Q
Alpha Q
Listen up Jeger, this shit is f..cked (Yeah yeah)
I was having the time of my life hold up just fill my cup (Yeah yeah)
I'm a little bit traumatized with the shit that just went down (Yeah yeah)
I'm a little bit mortified of the man I'm seeing now. This is my story
I was jacked up I'm out with my bromes we party
Girl looked good, and she ain't from town but she's fit as f..ck gotta catch that body
So I'm leading, I'm plegin that ass fast safari
I'm speaking, she's smiling it's all good. I'm charming
(Cool, ok then what happened next?)
Now the shit goes down from here (from here)
Well I hop up in a cab and I take a look back
All the boys gave me the clear (the clear)
Then we pull up to her house and we both step
Got my honoured derriére (ok)
Put a little bit of work (And a little bit of twerk)
And they got that shit right there
I'm not iris but lucky I noticed something
It was bulging her apple but not the type you eat
Now I'm angry I said "Ahh, your a motherfucking dude!"
Then it leaned in quite calmly and said to me "Alpha Q"
Alpha Q
Alpha Q
You see that cutie with a butty sayin' "Alpha Q"
You see that baddie with a fatty sayin' "Alpha Q"
That's when you walk right up beside 'um
Got both those beedies grinding
You gotta turn around and tell 'um both
(Bruh, tell 'um what?)
Just tell 'um "Alpha Q"
Alpha Q
Alpha Q