Bob Rivers I Saw Her Leaning There
Well her leg came off clean,
And she never had gangrene,
But the way she limps,
She was no Fred Astaire.
She'll never dance, but I love her,
Since I saw her leaning there
She hopped up to me
She's a gorgeous amputee
And before she falls,
I fall in love with her
My kids have a one legged Mother,
Since I saw her leaning there.
Well my heart goes thump,
When I touched that stump
And I held her hand in miiiiiiiiiine
Oh we danced the other night
Well she listed to the right
And the way she limps,
She ain't no Fred Astaire.
She'll never dance, but I love her,
Since I saw her leaning there.