Brooks Buford Tha Drinkin' Song
Completely freaked out and ready for the worst
By the end of the verse I'll be ready for a hearse
Life just threw another curveball
Hit me right in the head, I feel my gut just fall
So what am I supposed to do here?
Well I guess I can't really say
But one thing's for sure, there ain't no cure
At least not one today
And I'm not plannin' for the future, I'm livin' for
today
So you can keep that ish you talkin' and walk on down
the way
Cuz I'm not thinkin', I'm drinkin', hell, I might not
even stay
Cuz I don't know what to do tomorrow but I know what to
do today
Nuthin'
So I picked myself up and smoked one more
I picked my phone up and called some whore
I'm gonna need ya, go ahead and stop by the house
Bring me three painkillers and a big wide mouth
Yeah, go ahead and knock me over, roll over me with a
lawn mower
I'm a grower, a shower, If rover got money, then send
rover right over
I'm a lost range rover in flannel
The sloth on Discovery Channel, chillin' not makin' a
dollar
Holla holla, naw, I'm too tired
Coming down from three days of bein' wired
Living off the land
Your wife, she just wired me three grand
And did something with her hand
What day is it? What happened?
Something in between my legs is clappin'
Why am I wearin' a dress? I'm supposed to be rappin',
not nappin’
Oh well, let it all go to hell in a turkey dinner
Kick me in the nuts and I'll sing TENOR
I'm doing nuthin' with my life! So what?
I'll never amount to anything! Ain't that right mama?!
