Captain Dan & The Scurvy Crew Sea Monsters
You hear stories, of monsters in the waters
Endless counts of horrific mad slaughters
Sailors tells tales of beasts on the sea
What they don't tell ya, is that the worst one is me
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What we gonna do with sea monsters?
What we gonna do with sea monsters?
What we gonna do with sea monsters?
We're gonna kill em an grill em
We be the nautical mobsters
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Bitch smackin' the kracken
And on his flesh we be snackin'
The pepper we packin's
Enough to burn up and blacken
The sea monsters be
A meal I agree
Chum in the breeze
Just fills me with glee
We hunt off the keys
Harpoons off the beam
We live off the stream
And eat off the ...
A feast for me party
... for me hearties
On a water safari
Giant squid calamari
Leviathan chowder and monster crab cakes
Our guns filled with powder
Go up serpent steaks
Scurvy mates be the bait
There will be no debate
Throw them over with weights
And then the bites we await
To fish giant sturgeon
We use the fair virgin
They always be yearnin'
For fresh meat submergin'
Great whites never put up a great fight
They might if me crew hadn't taken a bite by the night
That's right
What we gonna do with sea monsters?
What we gonna do with sea monsters?
What we gonna do with sea monsters?
We're gonna kill em an grill em
We be the nautical mobsters
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I bitch slapped Leviathan in his chin
Wipe off his smug little grin
Sent him for a spin
Back to where he's been
He tried to win
But his style is thin
Like the Kraken
Who I tore limb from limb from limb
On a whim
Snapped him like a Slim Jim
Much to his chagrin
What a has been
Chase his blood with gin
Sea monsters, just can't win
I've made giant squid an endangered species
Scylla please, I killed her with ease
Sea monsters freeze
When they see me on the seas
When it comes to slayin' them I've got the expertise
I'm the greatest terror in all the ocean
Move over Tiamat, this is your demotion
I skin the Yakumama and turned it to lotion
My rhymes keep the ocean in motion
What we gonna do with sea monsters?
What we gonna do with sea monsters?
What we gonna do with sea monsters?
We're gonna kill em an grill em
We be the nautical mobsters
(Repeat)
You hear stories, of monsters in the waters
Endless counts of horrific mad slaughters
Sailors tells tales of beasts on the sea
What they don't tell ya, is that the worst one is me
(Repeat)
What we gonna do with sea monsters?
What we gonna do with sea monsters?
What we gonna do with sea monsters?
We're gonna kill em an grill em
We be the nautical mobsters
(Repeat)