Captain Tractor Maria's Last Words
Monday's a bastard, Tuesday's a curse
Wednesday's eternal, Thursday is worse
Come Friday night I'm out on the town
Out with Maria to drink a few down
I drink one, two, three, for all that I'm worth
I drink like tonight is the last night on earth
I wake up the next day, pain in my head
I look at Maria and here's what she said
She said: "I can't stand this bullshit any more no, no, no
Every friday night, you pass out on my floor."
She said: "Jesus Christ, I deserve more from this life
You got one more chance then I'm walking out your door."
Some things don't change, some stay the same
Monday to Friday is a hell of a game
Come friday night, well, who can resist
A night on the town, a night on the piss
I drink one, two, three, for all that I'm worth
I drink like tonight is the last night on earth
Maria's at home, yeah, but I'm still a man
If I get home late, I know she'll understand
She said: "I can't stand this bullshit any more no, no, no
Every friday night, you pass out on my floor."
She said: "Jesus Christ, I deserve more from this life
You had your chance now I'm walking out the door
I can't stand this anymore."
Monday's a bastard, Tuesday's a curse
Wednesday's eternal, Thursday is worse
Come friday night just going home
Fed up with people so I drink alone
I drink one, two, three, something has changed
Something's missing and I know her name
I wake up the next day alone in my bed
Maria's last words ring in my head:
"I can't stand this bullshit any more no, no, no
Every Friday night, you pass out on my floor."
She said: "Jesus Christ, I deserve more from this life
I loved you once, I don't love you anymore."
"I can't stand this bullshit any more no, no, no
Every friday night, you pass out on my floor."
She said: "Jesus Christ, I deserve more from this life
I loved you once I don't love you anymore
And your drunken friends are driving me up the wall
And I'm not afraid to leave you anymore"