Captain Tractor Snowman
She didn't like the way he looked at her
And I know what she did
She went outside and built a snowman
And pretended it was him
She made him very big and fat
So everyone could see
He sat below a stove-top hat
In the yard beside the tree
And through the long cold winter
He stood on guard alone
All through the long cold winter
She filled him up with love
She didn't like the way he yelled at her
And she knew what to do
She went and hollowed out the snowman
'til there was room enough for two
She really loved bonhomme du neige
He was her ideal man
And she told him all her secrets
And she told him all her plans
And through the long cold winter
He stood on guard alone
All through the long cold winter
She filled him up with love
All through the long cold winter
He'd never understand
All through the long cold winter
He was, her perfect man
She didn't like the way he hit her
So she killed him in his sleep
And she took him to the front yard
So the two could finally meet
When she finished with the snowman
Kissed his cheek and said goodbye
Then she emptied out the bank accounts
And flew across the sky
After the long cold winter
It was as I had feared
After the long cold winter
Her and the snowman disappeared
The long cold winter
After the snow had turned to sand
After the long cold winter
There lay, her perfect man
Her perfect man