Cat Rapes Dog Me And My Remote Control
I saw something strange today
I don't know what to say
War, corpses and pollution
It seems so real, so real
But it makes me wonder
Why did they make the news
So awful and disgusting
When the rest is so sweet
So I wonder who's killing the people
Killing the people on TV
The first thing that struck me
Was that it was me
Who'd blown out all the lives
On the TV-screen
But after some shooting
With my remote control
And to my great disappointment
They didn't fall at all
So tell me who's killing the people
Killing the people on TV