Caustic Soda Widdle Wuv Song
			
4:30 she comes on the screen, disabled and dribbling Im 
brought to my knees. The Fox was OK but the cat has 
conquered. How often my mind decides to wonder. To pass 
the time while the story goes on, like a loveless fool I 
write this song: Catriona, Catriona, pick up the phone, 
I'm all alone. A few million tapes of Catriona retakes 
AND IM IN HEAVEN! With crazy ol' Nick and hairy Dave, who 
cares about Sonia's story on Rave. It's the Cat we want 
on the screen. Come on over and do a story on me to pass 
the time while the story goes on, I'll play for you my 
little love song . . .