Charles Bronson Annual Martyr To Your Social Life
It happens every year just about around this time
when some drunken underage kids crash in a ditch and die
and for a day or two everyone pretends to be upset
Their friends are so sad, but it's only cuz now
the f..cking bouncers will be checking harder for fake I.D.'s
Nobody wants to claim the responsibility
and the bars don't give a f..ck, as long as business is booming
So how the f..ck should I feel when my friends are
out doing the same thing
You f..cking idiots, you're just
examples waiting to be made
Cuz it's not a coincidence that there's a bar on every corner
and five liquor stores in a two-mile radius
The cycle will repeat itself but you'll never f..cking see it!