Charlie The Unicorn The Amazing Millipede
I am the Millipede
I am amazing
I command you to
gaze upon my face
You'll never find someone
charming as I am
I'm the swankiest bug out in space
I'm a star
I'm a god
I'm a thing to behold
There are none as resplendent as I
With my sleek little legs
and my three hundred eggs
of my majesty none can deny
Because
I am the millipede
I am mysterious
When I vanish
I never leave a trace
You will not find a bug
with such illusions
I'm a creature
of fathomless grace
(Background singers)
Millipede means allure
Millipede means couture
Millipede means grandeur
Millipede means savior
Millipede means mature
Millipede means so pure
Millipede means the cure for all lesser breeds
I am the millipede
I am the champion
no one else in the universe
keeps pace
You'll never find someone
quite so enchanting
While I'm here there's
just no second place
I'm a idol
a King
I'm an object of awe
There is none
quite so gleaming as I
I've got glamor to spare
You are right
when you stare
I'm the who, what, when, where, and the why
(Join me!)
I am the millipede
I am astounding
wisdom flows from my personage
like lace
You'll never find some darling as I am
I'm the swankiest
Tutelary pest
Certainly best dressed
Bug out in space!