Cheezburger Mafia Maybe
We wrote this song and figured what the hell.
Maybe one day it’ll be on TRL.
Maybe we’ll be on top with Britney Spears
Or maybe with all those f..cking boy band queers.
And maybe we’ll perform this live right in Times Square
Or maybe little girls will fight for a lock of our hair.
Just maybe…
But there’s no chance! We f..cking suck!
As for TRL, we’re out of luck!
F..ck your vote of the entire nation,
F..ck you Carson, and the MTV station.
Maybe they’ll ask us to join Backstreet Boys
Or maybe there’ll be Cheezburger Mafia action toys.
And maybe we’ll go cross country on stadium tours
Or maybe we’ll win 5, 6, 7 Video Music Awards.
Just maybe…
But there’s no chance! We f..cking suck!
As for TRL, we’re out of luck!
F..ck your vote of the entire nation,
F..ck you Carson, and the MTV station.
And maybe…
Just maybe…