Chuck Schwandt Evolution Pollution
It happened way back a humanistic spin
Some say I mutated to a man
Out from the jungle to the city streets
With those sunglasses levi jeans
Don't ask me why some say this my friend
But I know when I smell a scam
I like to walk on four legs you know
Four on the floor I can really go
I like to climb these trees way up high
You do your business I'll do mine
Don't ask me why some say this my friend
But I know when I smell a scam
Out in the forest all through the trees
There in my habitat always to be
And the human so unlike me
Still the same since Adam and Eve
I'd loose my furry coat if I made this change
Then I'd have to wear those clothes everyday
Just let me be with my jungle friends
And just relax in my old tree limb
Don't ask me why some say this my friend
But I know when I smell a scam