Chumbawamba 36. A Regular Guy
Boys own hero born again
Savior of the Empire
Come to save our national game
Against all odds, and umpire
Once a simple cricketer
now champion of bravado
He's the darling of the tabloids
'Cause he's got a trendy hairdo
The game was having trouble
Filling advertising space
So our hero padded up
Media face, medium pace