Cledus T. Judd Wievs Do It All The Time
Oh Gosh, here we go again.
A fella can't get no rest around this joint.
Well, she got up this morning at six a.m.,
She was as grumpy as can be.
Not a snowball’s chance of sleepin' late,
'Cos she started vacuuming.
Said: "Get your lazy butt up Cledus,
"You gotta take me to the Mall.
"Don't forget to bring them credit cards,
"'Cos I'm a'gonna use 'em all."
Wives do it all the time,
We can't meet all their demands.
A buncha female General Schwarzkopfs,
A' barkin' off their commands.
They spend all our money, it's a mystery,
How us menfolk can survive.
(Oh why do we? Can't tell if they break a nail).
Wives do it, all the time.
Oh, her make up's scattered all over the place,
And the bathroom's a cloud of dust.
Didn't leave no gas in my pickup,
And she hates the way I get my hair cut.
You know you sure are a cold one, baby,
You get green with jealousy,
When I steal your Victoria’s Secret,
Or watch Mindy on CMT.
Wives do it all the time,
We can't meet all their demands.
You know they lose all their sweetness,
When we give 'em that wedding band.
They spend all our money, it's a mystery,
How us menfolk can survive.
(Well, they never fail to find a sale.)
Wives do it, all the time.
Well, she just might get frisky tonight,
So I will get nowhere near her.
And if she says: "Cledy, come on to bed,"
I'll pretend that I don't hear her.
OOOOOh.
They spend all our money, it's a mystery,
How us menfolk can survive.
(Beats all I ever saw, they'll bankrupt us all),
Wives do it, all the time.
Yeah, wives do it.
All the time, all the time.
Wives do it.
All the time, all the time.
Wives do it.
All the time, all the time.
Yeah, wives do it.
Mine does it all the time.