Confidence Man C.O.O.L. Party
[Verse 1]
Me and the girls like to go out on the weekend
Call comin' in, so I pick up the receiver
"Hey, how are you? Yeah, I'd really like to meet ya
Do you wanna come to the party of the year?"
So we walk through the door and up the elevator
I'm looking good and I'm on my best behaviour
I got a drink, but I'd love to get some beer
Everybody's raving at the party of the year
(Aren't you having a great time?)
They've got all kinds of drinks at the party of the year
Gin, vodka, champagne, and the food's, like, totally organic
Hey, there's Tom, he's a really shitty dealer
(Hey, ladies, you want some of Tom's magic powder?)
But that's just what I hear
He must be alright, he's at the party of the year
[Chorus]
C-O-O-L (Cool)
I'm a cool party girl in a cool party world
C-O-O-L (Cool)
I'm a cool party girl in a cool party world
[Break]
Brrr, it's cold in here
So I put on my jacket and keep dancing
[Verse 2]
So I'm busting my moves, talking to some boys
And I meet this guy, Dave
Turns out it's his birthday
And everybody's singing, "Happy birthday, Dave!"
Now I'm hot, are you guys hot?
(Yeah, I'm pretty hot)
So I take off my jacket and keep dancing
Actually, everybody's dancing
It's the party of the year
And I know, because I've been to heaps of parties
I've been to costume parties, no costume parties
Day parties, full moon parties
I even went to a party where a guy shoved a lightbulb up his ass
And to be honest, this one is the best
You know? It's the party of the year
[Chorus]
C-O-O-L (Cool)
I'm a cool party girl in a cool party world
C-O-O-L (Cool)
I'm a cool party girl in a cool party world
[Instrumental Break]
[Chorus]
C-O-O-L (Cool)
I'm a cool party girl in a cool party world
C-O-O-L (Cool)
I'm a cool party girl in a cool party world