Bear Lyrics

Cornbugs Bear

Bear had to trim the hair on his back,
Beard black, eyes out of whack,
All leather straps and mountains of flesh,
Rubber shorts and snorts. He's a man-
Sized snack; he's on the cover of Bear.
He wants to be your lover; he cares what
Kind of impression he makes; he stares;
You're his obsession. He breaks bones
With his hug, his chest is like a rug, his
Face like a broken chair. He wants to
Crush you like a bug; he wants to love you
Till you break; he'll eat you like a pear,
Oh, Bear, I can't bear it! Here's a ferret,
Now go to your room! Bear! Bear!

Old King Cole was a jolly old soul,
The kind that I despise.
I rule with a whip, and I shoot from the hip,
And I wear me a Crown of Flies.

To the victor go the spoils,.
Revolution makes me boil
I rule with my gun, and
I aim for the skies, and I
Wear me a Crown of Flies.

Crown of Flies, all buzzin' on my brain,
Crown of Flies, they whisper I'm insane,
With this lard in my hair and my
Blue-bottle eyes, I'm proud of my
Crown of Flies.

I'm King of the corridor
Watch what I want
The patients all beat on their thighs
I'm locked up forever
For being so clever, and
I wear me a Crown of Flies.

So what if I killed them?
So what if they died?
My cleaver made em wise
With my box of hair and a human chair
I rule with my Crown of Flies, oh, Guffman,
I rule with my Crown of Flies.