Cosocus Prom Bomb
[Introduction]
Kaleb says 'Show me your pixels!'
Nathan: "Kaleb is not in the group chat"
Garrett: "And...? Wasn't he gonna ask me to prom (YES!)"
[B/W Introduction]
Do, doo, doo, do la la do ta ta ta la (Repeats four times)
[Verse 1]
As I'm walking down the hall and corridor
The county calls to abort
The school board
Oh! Look at me I've finally or-ganized
The new norm as I speak, But people merely seek
Me as somebody who is weak
And when I preach
They see me, as a blood-draining leech
You whore you want f..cking more?
Everybody wants to be like me
I'm the Prom Bomb...
[Verse 2]
Ladies love me. Mom doesn't so how odd
Is that though?
Dawg I'm walking around in the public
F..ck this, I love it, love to f..ck
During this dance I make everybody take a sexy pose...
Stance is somethin' I take so seriously
But dear missy
You can't be fearin' me
You hearin' me
Still in me
Is your dick silly
I want it out now
You're whorifying my name
I'm scared shit bricks
Horrified am I
Yes indeed I walk in the school and have a heart attack
But I want you to discard the facts
The way I rap
Every time I open my mouth I burn lots of calories
Like murderin cows, hehe
(uh) on a blind date I am
Every strand of light folks me damn
Now give me your hands
Tie 'em both together and handcuff 'em
I'll be sure to help you out yes ma'am
I will stuff you up till you can't stand
I lump around you doing handstands
I did not hurt you son
Ryan Ferguson was right behind me during the conviction
But I was done fixing
Dinner he wanted me to die at the exact same time our eyes met
Playing Poptropica as a prom contestants start to f..ck
Here we go ho, this is why I like staying at home
I am my own PROM BOMB!
Listen guys I take what is given to me
And I stiffen the skill see...
When I'm colorblind I can't see
But all I real-lee
Have to do is steal skills, See
I can see some Colors others can't
And that is pretty cool
Yolo...
[Interlude]
Nathan:Yoo Garrett, Mr. Garrett. Garrett Prine!
Garrett: WHAT?!
Kaleb: Yo. yo soon as I seen Kyle join the chat, I joined the chat instantly
Garrett: Hey! You are messing up my recording what the hell?!
Kaleb: Kyle want to play some Call of Duty
Kyle: Hold on a second..
Garrett: What the Heck...
Kyle: yawns
Garrett: but...
Nathan: Kyle what did you have to tell Garrett
Kyle: I forget
Nathan: You forgot?!
[Verse 3]
Listen guys I take what is given to me
And I stiffen the skill see
When I'm colorblind I can't see
But all I real-lee
Have to do is steal skills, See
I can see some Colors others can't
And that is pretty cool. Yolo..
Dude so stay low
At the same time with my anger it puts you in the peril of danger, I aim it!
Now how much other words do I have to spit
In order for you to quit?
[Verse 4]
Prom Bomb I may be
But I still get out of control with the stick that hurts you
I dangle your dead girlfriends dead corpse right over a bridge. Yeah. I had the f..cking balls and guts to say it
Anything I say, I'm a dick-taker
Like Hitler, slip up, and lost all of his power
So close to owning the whole entire f..cking world
What ended up failing was his dictator
Jason Derulo and his self titled album name till he ended up saying random shit
I walked over to Young Ice and puked in his mouth
And decided to give 25 Savage the Nuke! *boom*
You would never even be able to compare against
Try and go against me. I should start walking around with a chest-plate and dah-fame
Everybody I want... I don't need a date I just wanna have fun
I'm not at all dumb, but smartness I lack
Remark and start issues unintentionally I do
Sheltering those whom are important to me I for real wanna do
Causing as much of a commotion in Loudon than the
Solar Eclipse
My soul needs a lift
Now you Zeep- your lips I may be a failure but I
Am gonna nail it
Attempt number two here we go imma raise the bar so high
I am the PROM BOMB!!!!