Coup F..ck A Perm (extended Version)
*whistle* "Dayaam, look at baby's hair over there and shit! Damn big 1970's Jackson's afro and shit!" [Boots] Damn... motherfuckers, always bein like that Apply three drips, rub softly with your fingertips And even though you flipped, don't trip cause now you're, hip And now you slick it, you grease it and you lick it and you're lookin really wicked but your hair is now called good You moisturize and texturize and relax-ize and civilize it but yo I got a 'fro, so a bro's misunderstood Kitchen in the back, give me dap I got a knapsack Knick knack Patty's wack, cause in her mind it's firm that straight is in and out is black cause black went out with tenement shacks but beauty is a natural fact so I say, "Fuck a perm!" Let your hair down if you can't let it down Lay it down on the seat beside you ain't nobody gonna steal it Jackson 5 afro (x5) [Boots] Excuse but it moves me to just to ask the question where Did we get this feeble fascination for straight hair? My fro might scare and make brothers with perms squirm Or get me into rocks with motherfuckers who got cocks This nappy shit's on hit, I whip out my pick I'm just about as freaky as an X-rated flick Stay off my dick and I'll sit back as you get milked By PCJ, waves and curls, and lustrous silk So don't style your shit like Claire do Cause it's your mind that's whipped, not your hairdo Nappy haired brothers like myself Will get a bald head and say... [E-Roc] F..ck it I wrap a dread around your head and it'll make you choke Won't hesitate to activate any perm and smoke Don't call me a n..er I'm as big as see I know the commentary Seeing that the term perm means temporary Hairy to scare ya, curled at the top See the hair that you wear it won't amazing rock I'd rather have a nap sack or a dread instead See I'm from the old school so I've got a bald head Remember in the days when the biggest capper Used to say you looked like an African booty-scratcher I'm ripping it up just to let you see That if it ain't natural then the shit ain't me A Jackson 5 afro (x4) Hey...fuck a perm