Cracker River Euphrates
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A-C-D-A
River Euphrates
Is longer than you
A wandering drag queen
A Hasidic Jew
River Euphrates
At Hollywood and vine
A Nubian princess
She's drunk all the time
River Euphrates
Somewhere in space
She's watching free cable
She digs microwaves
River Euphrates
Thinks she's a liar
I'll you forever
Love me a week
River Euphrates
You fell like a star
Hide you in Mecca
Buy you a car
River Euphrates
You black shiny stone
I'll love you forever
But you're never home
River Euphrates
Somewhere in space
Watching free cable
She digs microwaves
??There is like no other
And only one God
And River Euphrates is it
And that is her job
Oh yeah, Alright