Craig Agans 900 Song
You dial one nine hundred lookin' for a fix You dial one nine hundred and get off on your kicks When you're all alone, and you're stranded at home And you're sitting by the phone, after you've been wrecked by a cyclone Dial one nine hundred.. when you're gettin' down to the bone.. You dial one nine hundred it shouldn't be for real You dial one nine hundred it could be your last meal They can bring you a million bucks, they can bring a change to your bad luck But if you find that you're really stuck, and you see them comin', you'd better duck You dial one nine hundred.. your life must really suck.. You dial one nine hundred to hear a prayer from the lord You dial one nine hundred you sometimes must get bored But they say it's true, that you just dial, they'll do it for you They can make all of your dreams come true, it'll hit you out of the blue You dial one nine hundred.. they'll make a liar out of you.. You dial one nine hundred, you're lookin' for a cure You dial one nine hundred, it's quarter after four But it's the only help that you can see, it's comin' at you from your tv You're lookin' down out of nights lonely tree, and you know, you would agree You dial one nine hundred.. your life sometimes must get lonely.. [email protected]