Dan Bull Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom (Minecraft Creeper Rap Parody)
[Verse 1]
I'm the Doom Slayer
Wrecking Hell's new layer
Do it all myself
Don't need help from a two-player
Spilled a bit of blood, shed a few tears
Used it to fill up my cup
Here's to you, cheers!
Ooh, yeah, I'm going nuclear
You'll be blowing up
Like confused flute players
Useless, you're gonna need to make a few prayers
But they'll be left unread or two blue ticks
Oh, hi! I'm the Slayer
So, take five from dying, say, "Heya!"
Is that the time? It's time to pay up
Click-clack, clip-mag
[Hook]
Boom, boom, boom!
I can't stop bringing this bloody doom, doom, doom
It's gonna make your brain go boom, boom, boom!
I can't stop bringing this bloody doom, doom, doom
(Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew)
[Verse 2]
Psst, wake up!
It's a beautiful day to use a grenade or my Crucible Blade
Do look away if you're not a suitable age
You don't wanna know what's happening if you disobey
So, do be behaved 'cause I'm truly depraved
Dishing-out punishment in numerous ways
Serving up pain like a human buffet
A crude combination of blood fued and ballet
Play furiously! Face melting
You'll be looking like Deontay eight rounds in
As I Raze Hell, case shells
Tinkle when they hit the ground
So, they sound like sleigh bells
Hear the bass pounding as I make Hell
Into my playground, never stay still
I gotta pay my bills
And the currency I deal in is demon kills
[Hook]
Boom, boom, boom!
I can't stop bringing this bloody doom, doom, doom
It's gonna make your brain go boom, boom, boom!
I can't stop bringing this bloody doom, doom, doom
(Boom)
[Verse 3]
I'm on a mission, yeah! Rip and tear!
Treat weapons like kitchenware
Look, I got a meat hook, so, come and eat up
Flame-grilled, they tell me I'm a mean cook
Cooking up a Nadeshot, take your face straight off
Looking like a big red-velvet cake dropped
May as well name it, "The Great Hell Bake Off"
Bullets always comin' out the chamber, it'll stay hot
I'm getting more headshots than an Aimbot
If I die; respawn right on the same spot
It's my day-job, done it from day dot
One day, I may stop then again, I may not
[Hook]
Boom, boom, boom!
I can't stop bringing this bloody doom, doom, doom
It's gonna make your brain go boom, boom, boom!
I can't stop bringing this bloody doom, doom, doom
[Outro]
If you take this opportunity to recommend this to whoever
Doom, doom, doom!
