Dan Bull Zarya Codes
[Intro]
Drums
Ready? Huh, ooh
[Verse 1]
Who's that minx there with the pink hair?
The flair of a punk with the physique of a big bear
That's quite a kink, yeah, so let's keep it clean and friendly
Don't need to tell you her cannon's griefing me with penis envy
Whoops! I've lowered the bar and set the scene already
She's doing the opposite and lifting stuff that's bleeding heavy
It's Aleksandra Zaryanova, commonly known as Zarya
But you know that
[Chorus]
Zarya singing an aria
Bringing a cannon and flinging a barrier
Strong as a mountain, benching a thousand pounds
So bound to be able to carry ya
(Zarya singing an aria, Zarya singing an aria)
Zarya singing an aria
Bringing a cannon and flinging a barrier
Strong as a mountain, benching a thousand pounds
So bound to be able to carry ya
(Bound to be able to carry ya, bound to be able to carry ya)
Zarya singing an aria
Bringing a cannon and flinging a barrier
Strong as a mountain, benching a thousand pounds
So bound to be able to carry ya
[Verse 2]
No poor performance, she's a walking fortress
She could arm wrestle with the forks of forklifts
All this talk gets a bit repetitive for her
I bet she would prefer if we ignored it altogether
Guess her personality type is quite serious
That's what happens living your life in Siberia
Ideally, you'd flee the crisis and up sticks
But she saw the kind of sights you shouldn't at just six
Tik-tok, never gets up late, first thing at the crack of dawn
She sets up weights, getting breakfast prepped fast
Cooking up pierogi
Do a couple reps as she's stacking up the bodies
And that's ironic 'cause her body is stacked
Nobody's body is as big a body as that, a world record
That's probably a fact but there's no reputable body of stats
To reliably verify it as that, powering up the barrier
Hell yup, while the cannon is amassing casualties to tally up
A graviton surgeon who'll grab you by the lughole
Swirling you 'round and then she'll drag you down the plughole
[Chorus]
Zarya singing an aria
Bringing a cannon and flinging a barrier
Strong as a mountain, benching a thousand pounds
So bound to be able to carry ya
(Zarya singing an aria, Zarya singing an aria)
Zarya singing an aria
Bringing a cannon and flinging a barrier
Strong as a mountain, benching a thousand pounds
So bound to be able to carry ya
(Bound to be able to carry ya, bound to be able to carry ya)
Zarya singing an aria
Bringing a cannon and flinging a barrier
Strong as a mountain, benching a thousand pounds
So bound to be able to carry ya