Danny O'keefe Grease It
O'Keefe
A man with a big cigar
And a big ol' diamond ring
Said he'd make me a superstar
Who cares if you can't sing
You just cut me in for a little piece
He'd say, it's easy
You just need plenty of grease
A hustler from New York City
Said he had the deal for me
Told me it'd cost me nothin'
Now nothin's usually free
He said he'd get me a brand new lease
Said, it's easy
You just need plenty of grease
Bigger they come
The harder they fall
You'd better get off quickly, though
If you're gonna get off at all
They'll take you for a ride
Yes, they'll take you for a ride
Thicker the grease
The farther you slide
The groupies out in Frisco
Could tell I was in pain
Told me they could show me how
To play the old ball game
You buy a cake, honey
You're bound to get a piece
It's easy
You just need plenty of grease
Ah, if the shoe fits uou can wear it
If it don't just grin and bear it
We can use it just release it
And if it don't fit we can grease it
