Dean Friedman Funny Papers
Pick up the sunday news I need my funny papers A little Orphan Annie and me have a rendezvous at three With Mary Worth and Dick Tracy My idea of time well spent Is to stay in bed with you 'til the rent is due Get out a checkered cloth, I'll pack a picnic basket We'll find a clearin' in the wood You can be Red Riding Hood You may be bad, but you're so good And my idea of havin' fun Is layin' naked in the sun with you Oh, oh oh oh oh Put on your sunday clothes, I've had an inspiration We'll ride downtown on the D and have a window shoppin' spree It may be crass, but it's free And my idea of what to do Is makin' love with you on the avenue Woah oh oh oh oh