Denis Leary Save This
I have no head for figures My hands cannot explain Endangered animals and acid rain I see dead rivers running dry I see the activists who march and cry How they cry singin' Why must we desecrate this land I'll tell you why Because we can that's why Save the whales, save the seals Save he eagle, save the bison and the beach Why not save your breath Save the porpoise, and the dolphin Save the gerbil, save the racoon and the rat Why not save some stamps I am a human, I'm a goddamn human being I walk errect See the cheetah, oh so supple, lean and quick As he chases a gazzelle But he can't drive a car At least not very far I am a human, I'm a goddamn human being I can pay for sex "Hey, there's a great show on teh Discovery Channel tonight, the history of the badger." "Hmm, I wonder what badger tastes like?" "I don't know, probably tastes like ferret." "Wow, you had ferret?" "Yeah." "What's it taste like?" "Chicken." I am a human, I'm a goddamn human being I can wipe my ass "What gives you the right to kill at will?" "I'll tell you what, guns. Big f..ckin' guns with giant f..ckin' bullets pal." I am a human, I'm a goddamn human being I can shave my balls