Drag The River Smokefinger
If the whiskey don't kill you, the smoke finger will
I've been driving all night, been drinking down pills
I'd say God bless you, but you've had your fill
If the whiskey don't kill you, the smoke finger will
If you don't change your ways, in hell you will burn
But i'm still believing ain't strayed far away
I'd say God bless you, but Goddamn you're too bright
If the whiskey don't kill you, the smoke might tonight
-and so on...