Earl Stout Country Queer Lemonade
I'd like to come out of the closet, make something abundantly clear I'm not a homosexual, I'm not gay, I'm not a queer I over hear these comments I find them rather strange Cause I like chicks and I love tits and that'll never change There's no other reason chicks wouldn't want to be with me I guess color might be a factor in this liberal minded society First you open your eyes, then I open mine Realize that it's not you, but me, the one that's blind They all know how smart I am and I make 'em laugh all the time Plus, I've got the uncanny ability of singing in forced rhyme Sure, I've enver had a girlfriend It's the one thing which I lack But rest assured, it's not because I'm gay It's just because I'm black