Cause You Want My Sister Lyrics

Evelyn Evelyn Cause You Want My Sister

You pulled up at the house at half past seven in your
'69 Impala, you shook hands with my father and we
stopped off at the drug store by the drive-in for some
Trojans and a six-pack, but still your eyes kept
wandering back to her. It's always her.


So let's get one thing straightened out here, sir.

( Chorus: )
If you think you're seeing double, let me save you some
trouble. This ain't no two-for-one bargain here mister.
'Cause I'm much more than just twice shy, I've had
enough two-timing guys who only want me 'cause they
want my sister.


My eyes are just as blue as hers, my hair is just as
fine, and that tattoo on her lower back's exactly just
like mine. But if you look beneath the surface, we're
as different as can be. 'cause there's just one heart
that beats for you and that heart belongs to me and not
to her, it's always her.


so let's get one thing straight if i'm your girl.


(repeat chorus)

(Whistleing Solo!)


And if tomorrow you should die my sister would not bat
an eye, she doesn't even know your name, she's going
with some other guy. As long as she is still around
i'll always have a trace of doubt I need to know your
love is real, but how?


We're all dressed up, the flowers sure are pretty.
Mother pays her last respects I look around, no one
suspects that it was me, who put some Drain-O in her
coffee. Now that she is underground i'll know that
youre not hanging 'round for her, not for her. now I
know your love is true for sure.


(chorus)


It pains my heart to think of her a rotting, stinking,
maggot-infested, bloated and pus-oozing corpse beneath
the earth. You can't imagine just how much I miss her,
but now I know you want me, not my sister.