Fall Glam Racket
Stop eating all that chocolates Eat salad instead In fact, you're a half-wit from somewhere or other Why don't you bog off back to Xanadu in Ireland Glam Racket Don't try to cheat me I'm fragile You hang around with camera crews in shell-suits You liked your own sweets You read Viz comics Glam Racket You are bequeathed in suede You are entrenched in suede Glam racket You've got celluloid in your genes dad You are Glam Racket You've cut my income by one third You are working on a video project You hog the bathroom And never put your hand in your pocket Glam Racket You're paging the [...] in Spain You can't read between the lines You price cut down You're one of the best songs I've ever heard by Steven King Glam Racket Brimstone You Clearasil produces Richtofeon rashes Sideboard like on mountains Clearasil is in conjunction [Shadrach, the shark] You post out sixty-page computer printouts On the end of the forest [chorus?] On the above will come back to you And confirm you as a [down passion] Glam Racket