Fergus & Geronimo My Phone's Been Tapped, Baby
"There's no doubt about it, my phone's been tapped baby. They even came into my house and replaced the regular numbers with Roman numerals. I mean, I couldn't call you if I tried cus I never learned Roman numerals, but... Well I'm not being paranoid, there's no doubt about it, they came in one night, and um... They put a wire on my phone. They're outside in a van right now, uh, right down on Grand St. taping this conversation. Y'know it's a good thing you called me because, I-I feel like, I feel like whenever I receive calls, uh, it's harder for them to tap them, but who knows. They're probably listening to every word we say right now. And I know you, I know you tend to, y'know, label me as paranoid whenever I say this but..."