Fishboy Gabe Saucedo Hates My Guts
Gabe Saucedo told me I suck he said
"fishboy the world it don't revolve around you"
Gabe Saucedo told me to give it up he said
"throw in the towel before the towel it strangles you"
And I know he's only joking
And I know he's only helping
Keep my ego my ego in check
And part of me is hoping
And the rest of me is hoping
That hes really my biggest fan
Please understand the genius
Theory I've devised
Gabe Saucedo called my brother Dirk
And he asked "how did you get all your family's talent?"
Gabe Saucedo he called me a jerk
When Dirk told him that I wrote this song about him
But I know he's only joking
And I know hes only helping
Keep my ego down to size
And part of me is hoping
And the rest of me is hoping
That he's really the head of my fan club
And he'll stand up one day and he will come clean
But in the mean while I be waiting
And biding my time
And calling him every chance I get
So he can cut me down to size
Cause thats just what I've got to do
And I know he's only joking
And I know he's only helping
Keep my ego my ego in check
And part of me is hoping
And the rest of me is hoping
That hes really my biggest fan
Please understand the genius
Theory I've devised