Flashlight Brown Butterball
Can i take you to the movies?
I'll buy you popcorn and candy
They will make you fat and ugly,
So no other boy will look your way
And you'll be mine all mine every single day
My little butterball wouldn't go anywhere,
Without her man
Take her to the beach and she's ignored
And if she weren't so god damned pretty,
She'd be mine
Can i f..ck you on the red eye?
Travelling hours with your best guy
Your aroma'd make a horse cry
So no other boy will look your way
And you'll be mine all mine every single day
If i wasn't quite so boring in bed
If i made more money at my job
If I played in a cooler band than him
And if she weren't so god damned pretty, She'd be mine