If You're Into It. Lyrics

Flight Of The Conchords If You're Into It.

Bret:
If you want me to,
I can hang 'round with you.
If I only knew
that that's what you're into.

Jermaine:
You and him
Him and you.
If that's what
you're into.
Him hangin 'round
around you.
You're hangin 'round,
yeah, you're there, too.

Bret:
And, if you want me to,
I will take off all my clothes for you.
I'll take off all my clothes for you-
If that's what you're into.

Jermaine:
How 'bout him,
in the nude?
If that's what
you're into.
In the nude
in front of you.
Is that what
you'd wanna view?

Bret:
And if it's cool with you,
I'll let you get naked, too.
It could be a dream come true,
providing that's what you are into.

Jermaine:
Is that what
you're into-
you and him
in the nude?
That's what he's
prepared to do.
Is that the kind of thing
that you think you might be into?

Bret:
And then, maybe later
we'd get hot by the refrigerator.
In the kitchen, next to the pantry.
You think that might be what you fancy?

Jermaine:
In the buff,
being rude.
Doing stuff
with the food.
Getting nude
with his food.
We heard that's what
you are into.

Bret:
And then on our next date,
well, you could bring your roomate.
I don't know if Stew is keen, too-
but if you want, we could double-team you.

Jermaine:
How 'bout you
and two dudes?
Him, you and Stew
in the nude.
Being lewd
with two dudes
and food.
Well, that's just if Stew's
in toit, too.

Bret:
All the things I'd do
Things I'd do for you.
If I only knew,
that that's what you're into.