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K.i.s.s.i.n.g. Part A Lyrics


Flight Of The Conchords K.i.s.s.i.n.g. Part A


*Speaking*
Bret: To be honest with you, being in um, being in an
obviously popular folk band, um, you know, we get our
perks, um...
Jemaine: Tell them how, um, lots of women always want
to kiss us.
B: Yeah. Sometimes- well, not sometimes, often- after
the show, women, and girls, they want to kiss us.
J: Yeah. Well, that's true, I suppose, I never really
thought about that, but yeah, now that you come to
mention it...
B: But, um... Nah, it's a lot of fun.
J: It's quite nice.
B: Yeah.
J: I mean, it's only polite to go along with it.
B: If someone kisses you, you just don't say "no," you
know, do you?
J: Well, not if they paid twenty bucks.
B: *pause* To see the show, to see the show.
J: Or fifteen bucks, concession
B: Yeah.
J: Get a little kiss.
B: Yeah. Sort of a student kiss.
J: *Laughs* Student kiss?
B: Pensioner kiss, that sort of stuff. Just a little
peck, it's a bit dry, sort of comes away with you. But,
uh...
J: A group concession kiss.
B: True, yeah. Ten, if there's ten, you know, it's
obviously... works out for everyone. There are two
types of guys, you've probably all heard that, um...
J: Yeah, I've heard that.
B: And, um...
J: Yeah, I'm one of them, and Bret's the other--
B: I'm the other sort. Yeah, pretty much got it
covered. But when it becomes, uh, not well, I guess a
problem, sort of, you have a kiss, and then sometimes
they want to take it a little bit further, *music
starts* and that's when it becomes inappropriate for
someone that you've only just met.



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