Four Bitchin' Babes Butter
Butter, I remember butter
We were once like lovers
We were quite a team
Sugar. I remember sugar
Not much of a looker
But oh what a dream
I remember coffee flavored Haagen-Dazs
Sweetening my lips
Now it's just a memory
Right here on my hips
Pasta, I remember pasta
Now I'm not anti-pasta
It always did the trick
Chocolate, I remember chocolate
But it became a habit
That was hard to lick
Now I remember Fanny Mae
But from where I'm standing now
Looking at my fanny may
Remind one of a cow
Butter, I remember butter
We were once like lovers
We were quite a team
I'll take some butter smothered pasta please
In a vat of chocolate cheese