Gary Brooker Switchboard Susan
(Mickey Jupp) Switchboard Susan won't give me a line I need a doctor get me 999 The first time I picked up my telephone I fell in love with your ringing tone I'm a long distance romancer And I keep on trying until I get an answer Give me! give me! one more chance You're a great, little operator Switchboard Susan let me off the hook I've been this way since you just gave me a look Switchboard Susan girl you're all the rage Come on woman now let's get engaged I'm a long distance romancer And I keep on trying until I get an answer Give me! give me! one more chance You're a great, little operator Now when I look at you girl I get an extension And I don't mean on Alexander Graham Bell's invention Switchboard Susan can we be friends After six and at weekends I'm a long distance romancer And I keep on trying until I get an answer Give me! give me! one more chance You're a great, little operator